想翻臉的忙碌跟奇怪的室友記

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連瀏覽新聞的時間都沒有

打開上禮拜還沒做完的powerpoint, 打開SPSS重跑上禮拜跑錯的correlation

在貼到excel裡面然後再貼到powerpoint裡弄得美美的

做到一半升官的同事跟我要上禮拜幫他做的case的data

好啦先等等....然後跟老闆開會去

老闆說我要這個我要那個資料

開完會到database裡面先把data產生(他媽的慢不知道要等幾百年)

然後同事又催我data

所以打開無限多個不同的excel file把他要的資料貼在一起

趕快寄給他

powerpoint已經大概做好了寄給另一個老闆

然後趕緊上網繼續找我老闆要的secondary research邊等data生出來

結果才發現另外一個圖忘記一起做了

等到下班都還等不到

忙碌的一整天我後面那個同事卻在逛people網站(八卦雜誌)

還順便update她的blog

媽的有夠心理不平衡

No No No! I have to think postively!!

6點半下班跑去A/X買到一件終於不是可愛款的白色t-shirt

到The Body Shop買香精油拿到$15 free gift card

又在blockbustor買到便宜的Music & Lyrics和Step Up DVD

原本整個心情超好都快飛到天上去了

一回家還沒吃飯就被室友纏住講奇怪的話

說客廳天花板有個裂縫以前曾經從上面淹水下來..blablabla...說有多慘多恐怖...if it comes, don't be suprised

然後最後對我說

nobody give it a shit! I'm the landlord, I'm the super, I'm the maintainance. Nobody give it a shit! When you go back to China, get married and having babys, you don't give Young & Rubicam a shit and you just sit there and don't give it a shit! I'm the one pays it all. blablabla...And the lamp, it is just under the hole, my dead brother gave it to me and it is a 19th century boutique non-reproductable. If you see the flood, please grab the lamp and protect it with your own life!(還講到語帶哭音)

真想對他說

First of all, I'm not from China, how many times do I need to tell you?

Second, if the lamp is so important to you, why don't you keep it in your room? (or in a vault maybe!!!!)

後來開始要吸地板

她卻又來跟我講說等等9點半有個男的要來

然後那個男的would consider they are alone. He thinks he is famous than he is so he wouldn't want anyone to see his face.

意思就是要我9點半左右躲在房間不要出來

我問說But he knows I'm at home right?

她說: I don't care if he knows or not.

內心OS:

Fuck you! If he doesn't want his face to be seen, or he is famous, then go to the HOTEL!!!

不過還是呆在房間裡看電視等那個男的進他房間

然後去洗澡...洗完澡坐在門口邊玩電動邊偷聽他們房間有什麼動近

不過什麼都沒聽到有點沮喪

sigh......

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